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2025-01-31
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2025/1/30/im-not-transitioning-instagram-seriously
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2025-01-31
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Home - I'm not transitioning, Instagram. Seriously. - Make it stand out
I have to admit, that was well-played, Nicole.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/when-the-moon-hatched-review
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2025-01-18
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2024/9/21/my-love-language-is-going-too-far
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2024-09-22
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2024/9/20/a-well-check-on-jolie-pilat
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2024-09-20
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/youre-missed
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2024-02-16
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/9/15/cookie-monster-is-a-predator-and-other-bedtime-stories
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2023-09-15
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/8/25/this-gift-is-not-for-you-except-it-totally-is
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2023-08-25
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Home - This gift is not for you. Except, it totally is. - Make it stand out
Clearly, I needed to dip into the snacks before deciding to take a picture of said snacks. Don’t judge me for wanting these pistachios in my mouth ASAP.
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2023-08-23
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Home - Hot rainy summer poems - Make it stand out
Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/8/22/xqah6iukmthmxt4v98rytcqyjm868h
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2023-08-22
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Home - Essential oils - Make it stand out
Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
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Home - Essential oils - Make it stand out
I can’t even believe that it suggested “what do you call a group of narcissists. That’s amazing.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/8/19/im-the-undisputed-champion-of
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2023-08-19
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/8/17/three-haikus-about-the-banana-peel-left-in-my-car
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2023-08-18
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/8/16/kristina-is-accountability-goals
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2023-08-17
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/8/11/my-agent-is-on-a-roll
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2023-08-11
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Home - My agent is on a roll - Make it stand out
Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/8/11/dream-table
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2023-08-11
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/noida-2023
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2023-08-11
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/1/19/being-a-writer
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2023-01-20
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2023/1/5/today-i-did-some-good-shit
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2023-01-06
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2022/12/24/merry-christmas-eve
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2022-12-24
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2022/11/29/b-is-for-blog
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2022-11-30
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2022/1/5/damn-girl-youve-got-guns
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2022-01-05
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2022/1/4/2022
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2022-01-04
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Home - 2022 - Make it stand out
I don’t know who created this image, but they’re my new spirit animal.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2021/9/20/quiet-test
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2021-09-21
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2021/5/28/happy-quokkaversary
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2021-05-28
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Home - Happy Quokkaversary - Make it stand out
Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2021/4/28/imposters-gotta-poster
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2021-04-29
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2021/1/11/eat-the-things-amp-believe-in-dinosaurs
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2021-01-12
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Home - Eat the things & believe in dinosaurs
Let’s bust out, people. Let’s bust out.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2021/1/4/the-novices-guide-to-writing-a-shitty-memoir
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2021-01-04
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2020/12/21/girl-you-got-what-i-need
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2020-12-22
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2020/12/16/o07cnrm8y2vcyddmq25mg1t0pc8ngt
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2020-12-17
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Home - Agenda
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Home - Agenda
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/still-not-perfect
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2020-12-16
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Home - Still not perfect
I don’t know why this screenshot is so big. It’s really an embarrassment when you consider I’m married to a designer and technically run a design team. Oh well.
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Home - Still not perfect
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2020/12/7/book-squee
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2020-12-07
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Home - Book squee
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Home - Book squee
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2020-12-07
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Home - Inspirational socks
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2020/11/27/thanks
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2020-11-28
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2020/11/13/367
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2020-11-13
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Home - 367
David’s exceedingly good at shaming with purpose…
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Home - 367
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Home - 367
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/11/12/work-haiku
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2019-11-12
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/11/6/in-memoriam
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0.5
2023-08-25
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/11/5/charged-up
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0.5
2019-11-06
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/11/4/blank-space
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2019-11-05
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Home - Blank space
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Home - Blank space
Um, I didn’t know that being an expert in play spaces was an option.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/9/13/you-done-grown-up-son
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2019-09-13
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/6/28/unlocking-the-secrets-of-the-universe
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0.5
2019-06-29
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Home - Unlocking the secrets of the universe
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Home - Unlocking the secrets of the universe
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/3/22/do-my-ears-deceive-me
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2019-03-23
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Home - Do my ears deceive me?
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/3/5/shit-aidan-says
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2019-03-06
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Home - Behavior reflection sheet
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Home - Behavior reflection sheet
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Home - Behavior reflection sheet
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/2/22/content-confidential
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2019-02-24
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Home - Content Confidential
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Home - Content Confidential
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Home - Content Confidential
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/2/15/messy-messy-snowy-snowy
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2019-02-15
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/1/17/january-vs-june
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2019-01-17
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Home - January vs June
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/1/16/the-child-objects
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2019-01-16
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/1/15/creative-strength
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0.5
2019-01-16
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Home - Creative strength
My creative process
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/1/10/mantra
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2019-01-10
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Home - Mantra
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2019/1/9/things-i-did-instead-of-writing-my-blog
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2019-01-09
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Home - Things I did instead of writing my blog
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Home - Things I did instead of writing my blog
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Home - Things I did instead of writing my blog
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Home - Things I did instead of writing my blog
Fierce
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/12/5/i-was-lost-but-now-im-found-by-a-quokka
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2019-01-03
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Home - I was lost, but now I'm found
Inner Space is off 1-35 outside of Austin, Texas
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Home - I was lost, but now I'm found
What Inner Space really looks like…
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Home - I was lost, but now I'm found
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Home - I was lost, but now I'm found
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Home - I was lost, but now I'm found
He took a cuter picture but I don’t have it, so….
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Home - I was lost, but now I'm found
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Home - I was lost, but now I'm found
I didn’t have a hot tub at my disposal, so I decided that my sink would have to do. :/
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/11/17/crochet-muzak
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2018-11-17
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Home - Crochet muzak
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Home - Crochet muzak
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/11/14/the-writing-disease
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2018-11-14
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Home - The writing disease
It’s spreading to my other hand!
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Home - The writing disease
Artfully places Pilot Vanishing Point retractable fountain pen on totally serviceable Japanese notebook
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/11/9/dating-advice-for-the-modern-world
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2018-11-12
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Home - Dating advice for the modern world
I would post exhibit A, but my eyeballs still hurt and 12 hours later I’m still questioning whether I’ll ever fully recover. I’m not willing to inflict that kind of pain on you, dear reader.
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Home - Dating advice for the modern world
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Home - Dating advice for the modern world
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Home - Dating advice for the modern world
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/11/7/nazis-dont-keep-themselves-out-of-office
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2018-11-07
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/10/30/quokka-bubble-bath-party
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2018-11-01
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Home - Quokka bubble bath party
Bumpin’ at 5mph #squadgoals
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Home - Quokka bubble bath party
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Home - Quokka bubble bath party
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Home - Quokka bubble bath party
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Home - Quokka bubble bath party
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Home - Quokka bubble bath party
This is the part where Carole asks again if I ever work….
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/10/3/conniving-murdalating-mice
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2018-10-03
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Home - Conniving, murdalating mice
Blurry Other Cat eating a freaking mouse. You’re welcome.
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Home - Conniving, murdalating mice
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Home - Conniving, murdalating mice
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Home - Conniving, murdalating mice
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Home - Conniving, murdalating mice
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/9/20/writing-a-bio-is-painful
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0.5
2018-09-21
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Home - Writing a bio is painful
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Home - Writing a bio is painful
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/9/19/rest-in-banana
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0.5
2018-09-19
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Home - Rest in banana
Ebenin’ ladies….
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Home - Rest in banana
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Home - Rest in banana
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/9/17/you-only-love-twice
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0.5
2018-09-19
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Home - You Only Love Twice
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Home - You Only Love Twice
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Home - You Only Love Twice
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Home - You Only Love Twice
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Home - You Only Love Twice
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Home - You Only Love Twice
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Home - You Only Love Twice
F yeah it does, Professor…
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/9/4/truth-bomb
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2018-09-04
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Home - Truth bomb
Hot tub! It makes you hot. It makes you wet! It's a celebrity hot tub party on NBC? Wha????
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Home - Truth bomb
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Home - Truth bomb
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Home - Truth bomb
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Home - Truth bomb
in narwhals...
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/8/19/my-novel-is-dead
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0.5
2018-08-19
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Home - My novel is dead
By the author of This Book is Full Of Spiders....
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/8/17/sourdough
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0.5
2018-08-17
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Home - Sourdough
For SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/8/7/who-knows-where-thoughts-come-from-they-just-appear-on-slack
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0.5
2018-08-07
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Home - Who knows where thoughts come from... they just appear (on Slack)
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Home - Who knows where thoughts come from... they just appear (on Slack)
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Home - Who knows where thoughts come from... they just appear (on Slack)
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/8/5/incompetence
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2018-08-06
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Home - (In)Competence
Good jazz piano stuffs
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Home - (In)Competence
{insert spirit fingers}
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/8/3/books-of-july-wrap-up
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0.5
2018-08-03
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Home - Books of July wrap up
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Home - Books of July wrap up
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/8/2/ill-tell-you-where-to-put-those-crystals
monthly
0.5
2018-08-03
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Home - I’ll tell you where to put those crystals…
Feel the power!
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Home - I’ll tell you where to put those crystals…
Although delightful recipes were included...
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Home - I’ll tell you where to put those crystals…
Crystal safety
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/8/1/catch-up-to-me-if-you-can
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0.5
2018-08-02
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Home - Catch me if you can
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Home - Catch me if you can
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Home - Catch me if you can
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Home - Catch me if you can
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Home - Catch me if you can
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/7/12/pooka-riding-gypsies-horned-boys-and-pirates-masquerading-as-scientists
monthly
0.5
2018-08-01
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Home - Pooka-riding gypsies, horned boys, and pirates masquerading as scientists
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Home - Pooka-riding gypsies, horned boys, and pirates masquerading as scientists
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/7/11/ill-take-my-tea-softly
monthly
0.5
2018-08-02
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Home - I'll take my tea... softly
Perhaps its because I'm not using such delightfully patterned china?
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Home - I'll take my tea... softly
Omg. Windows.
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Home - I'll take my tea... softly
Obscenely delicious little delights
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Home - I'll take my tea... softly
Uncharacteristically spherical scones still taste like scones, Melissa!
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Home - I'll take my tea... softly
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/7/9/london-post-mortem
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0.5
2018-07-09
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Home - London post-mortem: part one
Yep.
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Home - London post-mortem: part one
I can't believe I'm posting a photo of a royal on this blog, but it's kind of exactly the suit...
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/27/too-many
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0.5
2018-06-28
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Home - Too many?
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/27/pre-london-post-panisse
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0.5
2018-06-28
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Home - Pre-London, Post-Panisse
Redacted to protect the innocent!
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Home - Pre-London, Post-Panisse
Floating fried in a pool of corn divinity
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/23/prance-it-out
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2018-06-23
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Home - Prance it out
Ready to prance, bitches!
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/21/unexpected-instruments-of-torture
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0.5
2018-06-22
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/20/smokin-cheroots-and-drinking-scotch
monthly
0.5
2018-06-20
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/18/wanderlust-medication
monthly
0.5
2018-06-18
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Home - Wanderlust medication
Like here. In Tofino, way up on Vancouver Island. Where Canadians go to surf. (Because that's apparently a thing)
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Home - Wanderlust medication
Kiwis like chicken chips, and so do I!
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Home - Wanderlust medication
I didn't even know I needed my Snickers in pod form... until now!
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/15/take-my-degree
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0.5
2018-06-18
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/14/im-curious-about-this-ministry
monthly
0.5
2018-06-14
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/13/marco-on-your-polo
monthly
0.5
2018-06-15
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Home - Marco on your polo
Important morning texts
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/11/not-last-night-but-several-nights-before
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0.5
2018-06-12
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Home - Not last night but several nights before
This isn't my story outline. It's our hearts score from the other night... in the very notebook that should hold magical plots... but which has only been good for scratch paper of late...
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Home - Not last night but several nights before
Yep
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Home - Not last night but several nights before
Far away notekeeping
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/9/talking-about-the-thing-i-dont-want-to-talk-about
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0.5
2018-06-09
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/7/kids-these-days
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0.5
2018-06-07
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Home - Kids these days
I don’t have to explain my art to you, Warren...
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Home - Kids these days
Aidan’s the guy on the far left in the ninja Christmas jammies and bacon shirt
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0.5
2018-06-07
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Home - Legendary is...
See how happy we were the last time we sat in a pool and read books?
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/5/books-of-june-and-post-haste-goats
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0.5
2018-06-05
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Home - Books of June and post haste goats
Wisdom indeed
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Home - Books of June and post haste goats
Don King has nothing on regency promoters, clearly.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/6/1/castle-guilt
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0.5
2018-06-01
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Home - Castle guilt
{pukes in mouth}
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Home - Castle guilt
I should have coated these in maple syrup
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/31/dead-inside
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0.5
2018-05-31
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Home - Dead inside
Behold the sugar skulls
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Home - Dead inside
Doing the work so mama can chill...
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/25/strange-times
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0.5
2018-05-25
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Home - Strange times
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/21/speak-easy
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0.5
2018-05-21
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/18/how-to-marry-a-werewolf
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0.5
2018-05-19
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Home - How to Marry a Werewolf
On a related note, my mom is self-identifying as a geologically ignorant vampire on Facebook
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0.5
2018-05-18
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Home - Illness fakery verification
Obligatory Calvin & Hobbes comic
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Home - Illness fakery verification
This is me. I transport fake grass upstairs to keep it real.
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/17/things-ive-typed-in-the-last-24-hours
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0.5
2018-05-17
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/16/books-of-may
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0.5
2018-05-18
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Home - Books of May
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Home - Books of May
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Home - Books of May
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Home - Books of May
Open... open... open....
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/11/sentient-living-spaces
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0.5
2018-05-15
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Home - Sentient living spaces
This guy is actually descending into madness.. and he's stoked about it!
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Home - Sentient living spaces
Do the thing! Engage! Excelsior!!!
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/12/irie-sponsor
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0.5
2018-05-12
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/5/12/how-i-got-old
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0.5
2018-05-12
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Home - How I got old
It's labeled and everything!
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Home - How I got old
I label the things so I can find them. But my lappy apparently hates finding things.
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Home - How I got old
I hate crumbs
https://www.kristenwritesthings.com/home/2018/4/20/putting-on-makeup-with-fountain-pen-fingers
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0.5
2018-05-11
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Home - Fountain pen fingers
One of three inks on my desk right now
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2018-05-10
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Home - Beavis, Butthead, and Kristi Yamaguchi
Like that Everest guy, I'll become the marker that helps people find the restrooms
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Home - Beavis, Butthead, and Kristi Yamaguchi
These guys are on their way to their 1pm
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2018-05-09
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Home - The starting is the hardest part
What do you want to do to today, Spot? Fight an octopus or perpetuate stereotypes of idealized femininity? I thought so... <sigh>
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Home - The starting is the hardest part
Said every fat, bloated cousin who forced himself on a 18th century heroine
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Home - The starting is the hardest part
Not the Veronica Speedwell I was searching for, but I do appreciate a good botany pun.
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2018-05-09
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2018-05-05
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Home - Freeloading electric eels
She didn't even use the eye roll emoji.
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2018-05-03
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2018-04-26
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Home - It's Rex Manning Day!
Snoozing = pain
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Home - It's Rex Manning Day!
Gizoogle tells me what Rex Manning day REALLY is
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Home - It's Rex Manning Day!
OMG... this is so good.
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Home - It's Rex Manning Day!
Me looking at the 5:45 wake up time
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2018-04-24
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Home - DMV or DMZ?
Three lines, one form
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Home - DMV or DMZ?
I've been here so long that I've learned Spanish.
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Home - DMV or DMZ?
Yep.
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Home - DMV or DMZ?
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Home - DMV or DMZ?
It's harder than you think to take a picture of facial tattoo guy...
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2018-04-21
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Home - Jillfish is (not) out of water
Megan models the house wine
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Home - Jillfish is (not) out of water
For science... because California... and it's JILLFISH'S birthday!
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2018-04-20
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Home - Not a ninja
Exhibit A: My 50 pound purse. Conveyance for carrying necessities or substitute for arm day? You decide.
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Home - Not a ninja
Exhibit B: Read this book. It's rad.
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2018-04-19
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Home - The opposite of robbing a candy shop
Tell me that you don't want to strap this book to your back and tramp through the Alps. Do it. I dare you.
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2018-10-04
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2018-04-19
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Home - Tiara of darkness
Substitute the word whisky for cake and then helpful visual is helpful, non?
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Home - Tiara of darkness
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2018-04-18
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Home - I did a thing!
This is not a phoenix wearing a tiara while drinking champagne, but it's what Google images gave me. {sips figurative champagne}
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